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If you have ever wondered how to say a simple phrase in French, this script can help you out. Simply enter what you would like to say, and the translation is given to you. Thank JavaScript!

 TWO STEPS TO INSTALL TRANSLATOR:

   1.  Copy the coding into the HEAD of your HTML document
   2.  Put the last coding into the BODY of your HTML document

STEP-ONE:Paste this code into the HEAD of your HTML document


<HEAD>

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- Original: Lucie Soublin  -->

<! >
<! >

<!-- Begin
var A=0
var B=0
var C=0
var D=0
var french=""
function process() {
Translation()
alert(french)
}
function Translation() {
french =  partA()  + partB() + partC() + partD() + "?"
}
function partA() {
if (A==1)
return "Voulez vous"
else if (A==2)
return "Devons nous vraiment"
else if (A==3)
return "Savez-vous"
else if (A==4)
return "Peut-on"
else if (A==5)
return "Arriverai-je a"
else
return "Euh...et pour"
}
function partB() {
if (B==1)
return " coucher avec"
else if (B==2)
return " trouver"
else if (B==3)
return " manger"
else if (B==4)
return " acheter"
else if (B==5)
return " me montrer"
else if (B==6)
return " ressembler a"
else if (B==7)
return " supporter"
else if (B==8)
return " rentrer dans"
else
return " biduler"
}
function partC() {
if (C==1)
return " Gerard Depardieu"
else if (C==2)
return " du parfum"
else if (C==3)
return " une paire de cuisse de grenouilles"
else if (C==4)
return " du bon fromage"
else if (C==5)
return " la Tour Eiffel"
else if (C==6)
return " un vrai parisien"
else if (C==7)
return " ma femme"
else if (C==8)
return " mon patalon"
else
return " un truc"
}
function partD() {
if (D==1)
return " dans vos reves les plus fous"
else if (D==2)
return " pour cacher l'odeur"
else if (D==3)
return " en buvant du vin rouge"
else if (D==4)
return " sans savoir parler francais"
else if (D==5)
return " juste apres le petit dejeune"
else if (D==6)
return " sans avoir l'air trop arrogant"
else if (D==7)
return " avec ma belle-mere presente"
else if (D==8)
return " apres 300 croissants au beurre"
else if (D==9)
return ""
else
return " avec machin-chose"
}
// End -->
</SCRIPT>
STEP TWO: Add the last code in the BODY of your HTML document

<BODY>

<CENTER>
<FORM>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A1" onClick="A = 1">Do you want
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A2" onClick="A = 2">Do we really have
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A3" onClick="A = 3">Do you know how
<br>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A4" onClick="A = 4">Is it be possible
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A5" onClick="A = 5">Will I manage
</form>
<hr>
<form>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B1" onClick="B = 1">to sleep with
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B2" onClick="B = 2">to find
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B3" onClick="B = 3">to eat
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B4" onClick="B = 4">to buy
<br>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B5" onClick="B = 5">to show me
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B6" onClick="B = 6">to look like
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B7" onClick="B = 7">to stand
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B8" onClick="B = 8">to get in
</form>
 <hr>
<form>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C1" onClick="C = 1">Gerard Depardieu
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C2" onClick="C = 2">perfume
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C3" onClick="C = 3">a pair of frog legs
<br>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C4" onClick="C = 4">good cheese
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C5" onClick="C = 5">the Eiffel Tower
<br>
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C6" onClick="C = 6">a genuine Parisian
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C7" onClick="C = 7">my wife
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C8" onClick="C = 8">my pants
</form>
<hr>
<form> 
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D1" onClick="D = 1">in your widest dreams?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D2" onClick="D = 2">to cover the smell?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D3" onClick="D = 3">while drinking red wine?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D4" onClick="D = 4">without speaking French?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D5" onClick="D = 5">right after breakfast?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D6" onClick="D = 6">without being too arrogant?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D7" onClick="D = 7">when my mother-in-law is around?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D8" onClick="D = 8">after eating 300 croissants?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D9" onclick="D = 9">? (nothing)
</FORM>
<hr>
<FORM><INPUT TYPE="button" VALUE="translate" NAME="translator" onClick="process()">
</FORM>
</CENTER>

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